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October, 2010

Win $100 – Here’s a Clue…

You guys!!  Not even close!! Let’s start over and this time I’ll give you some clues.  New rule: it’s going to be one guess per person, per day. Now, your clues for today:

The ones I can tell you are wrong all together

Are Becky & Shelly & Josh & Heather

Much closer to winning the $100 Visa

Are only two entries from Theresa & Lisa.

But no one so far has guessed all three fakes

So let’s start over – do you have what it takes?

Oh – another clue: The three fakes will all rhyme

So try, try again.  Better luck this time!

(Please go to Oct. 4th posting below to vote)

Win $100 – A New Contest!

It’s a New Contest!

Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE!

The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card.

One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by commas, i.e.  1, 2, 3)  If no one wins, I’ll start giving clues tomorrow and everyone can guess again. Good luck!

1. You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.

2. You make my heart throb when you’re on the job.

3. Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man.

4. This body won’t stop since I got more on the top.

5. Put down that palm ‘cuz you know I’m the bomb.

6. Stop being rude… my daughter’s no dude.

7. My voice may not be pleasing but you’ve got to stop your teasing.

8. I’ll tell it like it is – stay out of show biz.

9. Too fat to wear that.

10. Quit the model talk ‘cuz you’ll never walk the catwalk.

11. Girl, you may be my mate but you have to lose weight.

12. I’ve had it up to here with your sexy gear.

13. I want to say what’s up to my vacation hook up.

14. That past guest was a hottie but please, cover her body.

15. If you gain another pound I won’t be around.

16. I don’t mean to be a pest but you need to cover your chest.

17. World’s worst wigs, weaves, and rugs.

18. It’s been long enough – give back my stuff.

19. Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.

20. Don’t be so cruel, stop harassing me at school.

Zombie moments

My sister left this morning back to Canada. We had three days of non-stop fun with lots of shopping. Her best bargain was a pair of Old Navy cotton summer pants (it was 98 degrees!) at the Goodwill store for $4.00! We also went to Universal Citywalk, Farmer’s Market, and we ate Italian food until we hurt. We also found time to sit in my back yard and watch the hummingbirds. We had a great time… only one problem:

It’s three hours later where she lives and she gets up at 5 am which is 2 am here. So by 6 am here, she’s ready to have breakfast and go out, but nothing’s open. Wait, there’s more.  She gets ready for bed around 8 pm at home, which is 5 pm here. That’s not even dinner time! So bottom line: we were both jet lagged, each with our zombie moments. Her trying to stay up late and me trying to get up early. But we were both great between 10 and 2! Good times.