CANADA
CALIFORNIA
U.S.A.
We’re having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave… well not exactly tropical but it’s 100 degrees.
• It’s hotter than two rats humping in a wool sock.
• It’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut.
• It’s hotter than the flames under Mel Gibson’s career.
The heat hasn’t hurt my little yellow grape tomatoes. We’re having awesome salads every day!
Same here in Alanta, Jenny. 100 degrees and it’s soooo hot. It’s stuffy outside now at 1am. Usually its comfortable around midnight. They said rain all week, late evening, but it didnt rain lastnight and it didnt rain tonight either…
Loved your one liners there also…lol…cute!
Mel Gibson is one bad boy. If she is a bad girl and she’s did wrong, it doesnt excuse him of what he’s accused of doing. He’s action and rude words are not okay. It’s one messed up relationship is all I’ve got to say and he deserves the heat he’s getting…
What do you think about Lindsey Lohan?…
Try staying cool Jenny and protect those yellow tomatoes 🙂
Take care,
Rhonda
Jenny….LOL….loved those one-liners!! Here are some more:
It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant begging for a dog to pee on it…..
It’s so hot I saw squirrels fanning their nuts…..
It’s so hot the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs….
It’s so hot I’m eating hot peppers to cool my mouth off….
It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, “Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody!!!”
Have a great weekend, Jenny! Make a salad for me, too.
Becky
By the way, did I mention I live in Texas??? LOL 😉
2 thumbs up, Becky…
The chicken one is really cute 🙂
Thanks, Rhonda!! LOL 😉
Love the Mel Gibson comment! Talk about having a HOT time!!
K