CANADA
CALIFORNIA
U.S.A.
How amazing to see these 33 miners brought back to life.
I cried every time one more came back.
One survivor said there were actually 34 down there —
— God was with them, too.
This is a day to remember.
How amazing to see these 33 miners brought back to life.
I cried every time one more came back.
One survivor said there were actually 34 down there —
— God was with them, too.
This is a day to remember.
Gary Coleman died earlier this year at the age of 42. I remembered that he had appeared on my show and and I’ve been looking for months for the video. I finally found it and we posted it today on the site. You’ll see that the interview was kind of strange – he seemed guarded and frankly, not very happy. He was 30 years old at the time and seemed to want to separate from the role that made him a superstar in the 70s and 80s. He played Arnold on “Diff’rent Strokes” from the time he was 10 until the age of 18. His life was plagued with health problems, primarily his kidneys. How sad that he died so young but his work will bring laughter to generations to come.
1. Lisa Rinna’s lips were plumped up the whole time? Shut up! But they looked so real! She could have taken that secret to her grave. Why did she tell us now? Then her store gets robbed on live TV! Why now? A robbery in broad daylight? She doesn’t need all this drama just when she’s launching her new reality show – just bad luck I guess.
2. Michael Bolton upset that Bruno told him he sucked? The truth hurts. Why would someone with zero coordination agree to do the show? Does he enjoy being mocked? First the hair, and now this.
3. Octomom going on welfare? Looks like she had her 15 minutes. Or was it 15 kids? I can’t remember. Every time she spoke, I could only stare at those sausage lips, trying to figure out how they got that way, and everything else was a blur.
4. Jerry Brown’s camp calls Meg Whitman a whore. My dictionary defines whore as “a venal or unscrupulous person.” It describes venal as “capable of being bought for money or open to corrupt influence.” These kinds of accusations have no place in politics.
5. Tiger Woods in a sex tape? Whaat? No way! I wouldn’t pay to see it. I’ll wait for the box set.
Congratulations, William!
He was the very first entry after this morning’s clue and he just won $100 Visa gift card! The three fakes show titles were:
#1 You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.
#3 Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man. &
#19 Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.
Thanks, everybody, for playing. Stay tuned for more fun games and free money!
UPDATE:
We just heard from William who lives in Wisconsin and said he was playing against his wife, Jamie, and it was “good to beat her (all in good fun, of course).”
Here’s a photo of them both hiking along the south rim of the Grand Canyon this past summer. William is a huge Chicago Bears fan (displaced from MN to the middle of Packer-land)! William, my show taped in Chicago and I agree – the Chicago Bears rule! Congrats again.
All three fake Jenny Jones Show titles are ODD NUMBERS.
(Please go to Oct. 4th posting below to vote)
You guys!! Not even close!! Let’s start over and this time I’ll give you some clues. New rule: it’s going to be one guess per person, per day. Now, your clues for today:
The ones I can tell you are wrong all together
Are Becky & Shelly & Josh & Heather
Much closer to winning the $100 Visa
Are only two entries from Theresa & Lisa.
But no one so far has guessed all three fakes
So let’s start over – do you have what it takes?
Oh – another clue: The three fakes will all rhyme
So try, try again. Better luck this time!
(Please go to Oct. 4th posting below to vote)
It’s a New Contest!
Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE!
The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card.
One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by commas, i.e. 1, 2, 3) If no one wins, I’ll start giving clues tomorrow and everyone can guess again. Good luck!
1. You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.
2. You make my heart throb when you’re on the job.
3. Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man.
4. This body won’t stop since I got more on the top.
5. Put down that palm ‘cuz you know I’m the bomb.
6. Stop being rude… my daughter’s no dude.
7. My voice may not be pleasing but you’ve got to stop your teasing.
8. I’ll tell it like it is – stay out of show biz.
9. Too fat to wear that.
10. Quit the model talk ‘cuz you’ll never walk the catwalk.
11. Girl, you may be my mate but you have to lose weight.
12. I’ve had it up to here with your sexy gear.
13. I want to say what’s up to my vacation hook up.
14. That past guest was a hottie but please, cover her body.
15. If you gain another pound I won’t be around.
16. I don’t mean to be a pest but you need to cover your chest.
17. World’s worst wigs, weaves, and rugs.
18. It’s been long enough – give back my stuff.
19. Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.
20. Don’t be so cruel, stop harassing me at school.
It’s time to open a can of Whoop Ass. In fact, let’s make it a 6-pack. High blood pressure is not good for any of us and there are some people who are putting MY health and well being at risk and possibly yours. When I see these people on the news, the stress overtakes me. I want to reach into the screen, grab them, and grab my can of whoop ass, all for reasons of selfishness, arrogance, narcissism, greed, or just plain stupidity. I have one opening left if anyone wants to help finish the list:
~~ Dina Lohan
~~ Mel Gibson
~~ Paris Hilton
~~ The guy who ran BP
~~ Octomom
~~ ?