You guys!! Not even close!! Let’s start over and this time I’ll give you some clues. New rule: it’s going to be one guess per person, per day. Now, your clues for today:
Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE!
The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card.
One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by commas, i.e. 1, 2, 3) If no one wins, I’ll start giving clues tomorrow and everyone can guess again. Good luck!
1. You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.
2. You make my heart throb when you’re on the job.
3. Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man.
4. This body won’t stop since I got more on the top.
5. Put down that palm ‘cuz you know I’m the bomb.
6. Stop being rude… my daughter’s no dude.
7. My voice may not be pleasing but you’ve got to stop your teasing.
8. I’ll tell it like it is – stay out of show biz.
9. Too fat to wear that.
10. Quit the model talk ‘cuz you’ll never walk the catwalk.
11. Girl, you may be my mate but you have to lose weight.
12. I’ve had it up to here with your sexy gear.
13. I want to say what’s up to my vacation hook up.
14. That past guest was a hottie but please, cover her body.
15. If you gain another pound I won’t be around.
16. I don’t mean to be a pest but you need to cover your chest.
17. World’s worst wigs, weaves, and rugs.
18. It’s been long enough – give back my stuff.
19. Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.
20. Don’t be so cruel, stop harassing me at school.
It’s time to open a can of Whoop Ass. In fact, let’s make it a 6-pack. High blood pressure is not good for any of us and there are some people who are putting MY health and well being at risk and possibly yours. When I see these people on the news, the stress overtakes me. I want to reach into the screen, grab them, and grab my can of whoop ass, all for reasons of selfishness, arrogance, narcissism, greed, or just plain stupidity. I have one opening left if anyone wants to help finish the list:
I never ever make mistakes when shooting those How-To videos in the kitchen. Even if I did, which I never do, but even if I did, and even if I posted them here, you would see that to call them mistakes would not truly represent the nature of those mistakes, which I never make, but even if I did, they’re not really mistakes. Even if they were mistakes, which they aren’t, you would see they are simply a brief moment of misapprehension that occurs, a faux pas if you will, or even if you won’t. So you can look at them if you want to, or even if you don’t, the bloopers, which they’re not, because I never make mistakes, are with the How-To videos. No laughing.
I just entered the 21st century with my new Droid-X. It makes my Blackberry seem like it could be worth something – at an antique shop! So many bells & whistles that I’ll need to learn, but what fun!
It’s good to finally be at par with most seven-year-olds.
They are believed to protect you against cancer, heart disease, premature aging, Alzheimer’s, osteoarthritis, diabetes, wrinkles, and its iron content is good for anemia. I’ve seen skin creams made with pomegranate too.
A pomegranate contains three times the antioxidants of green tea. Now you know why planted my own tree.
Nine years ago today, we were getting ready to tape two shows. I was still at home when I saw what first appeared to be a terrible accident, so I drove in to work. Once in the makeup chair, we had the TV on and I soon realized it was much more than an accident. I quickly met with the executive producer and we agreed to cancel the shows. Our studio was in a high rise building in downtown Chicago and along with much of the staff, I left the building out of fear that we might be next. I vividly remember driving back home with a sick feeling in my stomach, knowing that things would never be the same. Denis and I watched TV all day and all night, in disbelief. My prayers go out to those who lost family and loved ones that day.
Here’s a wrap-up of our fun Mileage contest. I really don’t get out much and I bought my Lexus new in 2003. We took a picture of the mileage on Sept. 1st, the day the contest started and my mileage was 28,303. (since then I’ve driven 12 miles) There were 289 guesses, the highest was 687,524 miles and lowest was 10,000. It looked like Sylvie was going to win with 28,538 (235 mile difference) but then Yelena came in right near the end with 28,501 (198 mile difference) and stole it! Their margin was only 37 miles! Wow, that was exciting! I’m working on some ideas for the next game!
p.s. We just heard from Yelena who says she is a social worker for the Dept. of Children and Families, State of Florida . She is Russian. She said, “OMG, I hope it is not a joke…Thank you !!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!!!” It’s not a joke, Yelena, your gift card is on the way! Congrats again.
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You guys!! Not even close!! Let’s start over and this time I’ll give you some clues. New rule: it’s going to be one guess per person, per day. Now, your clues for today:
