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How much is a lassoo?

It looks like we have another youngster in the family. But that means more mouths to feed. I just heard that some deer got into our next door neighbor’s backyard and ALL of their roses are gone, even the leaves! As cute as this little guy is… are those the biggest, cutest ears ever?! … oops, I got sidetracked with the cuteness… but I’m back. As cute as he is, if he gets inside my fence and eats all the flowers I will be very upset. But if he eats all my peaches, it’s payback time! I will lassoo him by the neck and drag his sorry ass back to his parents. How much is a lassoo anyway? I’ll use a rope – I don’t care. Aaaaaah, but look at that adorable, innocent face….. I take it all back. Here, have a peach.

3 Responses

  1. sue says:

    OMG!! Look! It’s Ross Perot! I was wondering what happened to you!
    And you’re “STILL ALL EARS” 🙂 🙂

    He is too cute! Stay safe buddy!!!

  2. Rhonda says:

    I would be highly upset too if he destroyed things. Your yard is too nice for these animals to be messing things up and just taking things that isn’t theirs…lol…he is cute though like you said and those have got to be the biggest ears I’ve seen on a deer. Come to think of it. A deer to me looks like an over grown chihuahua… 😆
    Oh and Jenny a rope would probably work just fine and it would get the job done. Just don’t hurt’em….lol…I can just see your next blog, “home made deer jerky”… 🙂

  3. MrsNews says:

    After buying a home in Florida I am NOT one with nature. As cute as these little creatures are they can be a pain in the ass. I’ll cover you while you throw the rope…we will stuff them in the trunk at night and relocate them at the paparazzi houses.

    K

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