Bob Saget was everything you have seen written about him since he suddenly passed away this week. He was simply one of the nicest people you could meet. I had the good fortune to be his opening act when we were both touring the comedy clubs in the early 1980s. Along with everyone else who ever knew him, I’m so sorry and still shocked at his sudden passing this week. May he rest in peace.
It’s 2021 and Santa got woke
Saying he regrets some things that he spoke
“Ho Ho Ho” he will utter no more
Since one woman accused him of calling her a whore.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping…”
Is a phrase not to spout.
It seems the very idea
Was freaking people out.
He no longer asks if you’ve been naughty or nice
It got Santa in trouble and he’s paying a price
Seems he kept a secret list of naughty co-eds
And that did not sit well with the Feds.
Santa got a lawyer and then he cut a deal.
He rolled on the elves. S**t got real!
They were stealing candy canes and eating them too.
Now there are cameras, watching everything they do.
So things are back on track, good news for me and you.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2022. 🎉
I’m 75 today, thought I looked good & strong
But everyone seems bent on proving me wrong.
I shop for my groceries and feel like a star
Then someone says, “Do you need help to your car?”
At the nursery I got plants and am ready to pay
He says, “Lucky for you it’s senior discount day!”
I tried on some shoes at the mall I could wear
Salesgirl said, “My grandmother has the very same pair.”
We’re all getting older – this is not big news
So eat well, laugh often, and wear comfortable shoes.
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I survived a pandemic so I can survive the scrutiny of posting an un-retouched photo taken on my 75th birthday. And I vow not to retouch the one I post when I turn 80!
I was going through some of my mother’s things and found an old Polish newspaper. Growing up in Canada as Polish immigrants, I remember my parents always got this Zwiazkowy paper by mail and I remember my dad used to give us the section for Dzieci (children) that had cartoons. I wondered why she kept this old paper until I noticed my photo and saw that it featured a front page interview where I was promoting my upcoming talk show.
I never knew about this huge feature in the Polish Daily News and don’t know why she didn’t tell me. For all the Poles who follow my Polish recipes, I thought you might enjoy seeing this Polish newspaper from 1991, the year my talk show premiered. I had no idea they knew me in Poland! 
For a clear version that’s easier to read click here. – Jenny Jones (proud to be Polish-Canadian 🇵🇱🇨🇦)
I was thrilled when I was invited to be interviewed by Larry King. I had just created my new “Girls’ Night Out” comedy show for women only but I never expected to be talking to this legendary talk show host. Rest in peace, Mr. King.
Happy New Year, everyone! It was a challenging year that 2020, but I did learn a few things along the way.
1. I finally know what color my hair is. 💇♂️
2. I should have invested in jigsaw puzzles. 🧩
3. Cleaning my own house is rewarding. 🧹
4. I should have bought a smaller house. 🏠
5. Ten months of 24/7 with my husband and no one was arrested. It turns out we really like each other. 💏
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I wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year.
Wishing all my friends a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving. If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the kitchen.
Apparently, these bunnies like it here. They keep coming back every day to eat the grass with a few rose petals for dessert. Good eats! 🐇
Today I bought a rescue saw, three AEDs, six ice water rescue suits, 5 sets of turnout gear, 7 helmets, 6 pairs of boots, and a rapid deployment craft, all for six volunteer fire departments in Ontario, Canada, my home province. This makes 28 grants so far for the men and woman who volunteer to serve their small communities in Ontario.
This was a happy day for me. 🇨🇦
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