It’s a New Contest!

Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE!

The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card.

One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by commas, i.e.  1, 2, 3)  If no one wins, I’ll start giving clues tomorrow and everyone can guess again. Good luck!

1. You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.

2. You make my heart throb when you’re on the job.

3. Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man.

4. This body won’t stop since I got more on the top.

5. Put down that palm ‘cuz you know I’m the bomb.

6. Stop being rude… my daughter’s no dude.

7. My voice may not be pleasing but you’ve got to stop your teasing.

8. I’ll tell it like it is – stay out of show biz.

9. Too fat to wear that.

10. Quit the model talk ‘cuz you’ll never walk the catwalk.

11. Girl, you may be my mate but you have to lose weight.

12. I’ve had it up to here with your sexy gear.

13. I want to say what’s up to my vacation hook up.

14. That past guest was a hottie but please, cover her body.

15. If you gain another pound I won’t be around.

16. I don’t mean to be a pest but you need to cover your chest.

17. World’s worst wigs, weaves, and rugs.

18. It’s been long enough – give back my stuff.

19. Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.

20. Don’t be so cruel, stop harassing me at school.