While working as a fashion model in my teens, I landed a photo shoot for this glycerine soap package. Select Soap was sold in drug stores all across Canada. I don’t know what was stiffer – the box or my expression.

While working as a fashion model in my teens, I landed a photo shoot for this glycerine soap package. Select Soap was sold in drug stores all across Canada. I don’t know what was stiffer – the box or my expression.

I was 18 years old and in show business! I was the drummer and was crazy in love with the sax player, Johnny (bottom).

I was 18 years old and in show business! I was the drummer and was crazy in love with the sax player, Johnny (bottom).

You don't wear white to a friend's wedding so I decided on black. That's not a humungous beauty mark on my cheek, but part of the net. It was my manager Rick Bernstein's wedding.

You don't wear white to a friend's wedding so I decided on black. That's not a humungous beauty mark on my cheek, but part of the net. It was my manager Rick Bernstein's wedding.

Where do I start? The wig is fake, the eyelashes are fake (top AND bottom) and is it me or do I look like a deer in headlights?

Where do I start? The wig is fake, the eyelashes are fake (top AND bottom) and is it me or do I look like a deer in headlights?

In 1987, when Engelbert Humperdinck celebrated his 25th anniversary with a yearlong tour, I was his opening act. When we played the Universal Amphitheater in Hollywood, I was invited to Enge’s dressing room backstage after the show. Whoopi Goldberg was there because her aunt was a big fan of Engelbert’s and I was thrilled to meet such a big star. Whoopi was very gracious and posed for a picture with me.

In 1987, when Engelbert Humperdinck celebrated his 25th anniversary with a yearlong tour, I was his opening act. When we played the Universal Amphitheater in Hollywood, I was invited to Enge’s dressing room backstage after the show. Whoopi Goldberg was there because her aunt was a big fan of Engelbert’s and I was thrilled to meet such a big star. Whoopi was very gracious and posed for a picture with me.

This was the day my roots were out of control so we had to do something with that part. But I don't think your hair is supposed to be wider than it is tall.

This was the day my roots were out of control so we had to do something with that part. But I don't think your hair is supposed to be wider than it is tall.

Try staring at this picture for about two minutes. Are you getting a headache?

Try staring at this picture for about two minutes. Are you getting a headache?